WIFE VS HUSBAND

`Yingels, found this very cornified, so, decided to put
it in... haahaa

     A couple drove down a country road for several
     miles, not saying a word.
     An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
     neither of them wanted to concede their position.
     As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
     the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
     yours?"
     "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS
     A husband read an article to his wife about how
     many words women use a
     day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
     The wife replied, "The reason has to be because
     we have to repeat everything to men...
     The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
     "What?"
   
CREATION
     A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know
     how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all
     at the same time.
     "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
     made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
     me; God made me stupid! so I would be attracted
     to you!
    
WHO DOES ! WHAT
     A man and his wife were having an argument
     about who should brew the coffee each morning.
     The wife said, "You should do it, because you
     get up first, and then we don't have to wait
     as long to get our coffee."
     The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking 
     around here and you should do it, because that
     is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
     Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
     it is in the Bible that the man should do the
     coffee."
     Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
     So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
     Testament and showed him at the
     top of several pages that it indeed says......
     "HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment
     A man and his wife were having some problems at
     home and were giving each other the silent
     treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
     next day, he would need  his wife to wake him
     at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
     Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
    (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
     wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
     would find it.
     The next morning, the man woke up, only to
     discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed
     his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
     see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he
     noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
     The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."