Qian Bian Wen Da Ti

haha... ok, after reading Kevin's blog, i decided to post my list of qian bian wen da ti too. i have more. It's been occupying my lunches with colleagues and my days when i just want to find things to laugh at. So, share with you all lah. Enjoy! hahaha


Q1) Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess
chinese idiom.

A1) Wu Qi Ma Hei



Q2) There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!

A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao



Q3) Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer.
Who was it?

A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao



Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more
and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.

A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai




Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??


A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian



Q6) What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?

A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring ii.Taking colour photo



Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor?


A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang




Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil
got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?

A8) The one without the rubber




Q9) Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?


A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming




Q10) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?


A10) "Lux" Super Rich




Q11) What did Batman say when he fell down?

A11) Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)